Summer Sucks! for geeky Interns
Now you must be wondering,is this fellow crazy?,summer is the best time to have fun.My ass it is the best time to have fun especially when you stay in a thermostatic place with a temperature of 42degree.The only option left is to get out of just so that you can work on something supposed to be productive while having fun,but the point is these do not go hand-in-hand they contradict each other.Many people might disagree with me but that still doesn not disproove the fact the this is false,it is only their opinion.This is not a statement,it is a fact.There is no way that you can have fun when you know that some god forsaken thing had gone wrong in the lab and the prof is an equally pessimestic life sucking maggot who won't leave you untill you have got results.
Still you disagree,dumb people always disagree to the last line sooo ok let me explain...ok according to you,you have fun irrespective of ur work disaster but when it comes to results you haven't got(even if you did get,the prof will say hmmm hnnn its ok but not good) it so the maggot brained prof asks you "what the hell did you do in your off days" what the hell do you answer for that well you can't say you slept with his daughter...this is totally ruled out..soo you say i had gone out with my friends..or you as ever dumb say you were sick.But we must not underestimate the maggot brained prof for he knows that you cannot be sick on all the off days...so now you are left with one option ie you had gone out.....so finally when you realise that you haven't got satisfactory results according to the life sucking maggot brained prof you can only blame your outdoor adventure as it is human psycology to disagree that you are not good enough!...so lets assume you are not so what is left is self said!!!!!
Aha!..now you agree but the amazing thing about human mind is that it immediately starts thinking of a solution.What is the solution then?...well the one obvious one is don't do an intern just chill out!...well even though this is a easy way out not every path in life is an easy way out.
There is one thing you must note here...whatever is said is only for geeky interns who think they are going to get a nobel prize for their small and disruptive work!...for the others they just don't care unless they learn even a tiny bit from their maggot brained prof.
Incase you realize that you are stuck with a geeky intern i must say you are lucky...(seriously) coz you know that you can have fun and the other advantage is that you always have a geek who is willing to die for a geeky conversation...may be if you please him geekily he might even do part of your work.... :D.....
I am one such lucky fellow but a bit unluckily actually i got stuck with a half-breed who is both full geeky and half fun type......i hate these types i despise them....screw them all!!!!!!!!!!!!
Learn while you can,Have fun while you still can!!!!!!
Still you disagree,dumb people always disagree to the last line sooo ok let me explain...ok according to you,you have fun irrespective of ur work disaster but when it comes to results you haven't got(even if you did get,the prof will say hmmm hnnn its ok but not good) it so the maggot brained prof asks you "what the hell did you do in your off days" what the hell do you answer for that well you can't say you slept with his daughter...this is totally ruled out..soo you say i had gone out with my friends..or you as ever dumb say you were sick.But we must not underestimate the maggot brained prof for he knows that you cannot be sick on all the off days...so now you are left with one option ie you had gone out.....so finally when you realise that you haven't got satisfactory results according to the life sucking maggot brained prof you can only blame your outdoor adventure as it is human psycology to disagree that you are not good enough!...so lets assume you are not so what is left is self said!!!!!
Aha!..now you agree but the amazing thing about human mind is that it immediately starts thinking of a solution.What is the solution then?...well the one obvious one is don't do an intern just chill out!...well even though this is a easy way out not every path in life is an easy way out.
There is one thing you must note here...whatever is said is only for geeky interns who think they are going to get a nobel prize for their small and disruptive work!...for the others they just don't care unless they learn even a tiny bit from their maggot brained prof.
Incase you realize that you are stuck with a geeky intern i must say you are lucky...(seriously) coz you know that you can have fun and the other advantage is that you always have a geek who is willing to die for a geeky conversation...may be if you please him geekily he might even do part of your work.... :D.....
I am one such lucky fellow but a bit unluckily actually i got stuck with a half-breed who is both full geeky and half fun type......i hate these types i despise them....screw them all!!!!!!!!!!!!
Learn while you can,Have fun while you still can!!!!!!